Ex Launch Day Update



Happy March 7th everyone!


As you can all see the previous email was not a hoax; the site did in fact not launch when I said it wouldn't. I know at least one of you emailed me asking if it was an early April fools joke. We had quite a positive response: a few of you sent me letters that warmed my heart, four of you joined staff taking us up to 16! Woooo! Some of you applied for staff but, unfortunately I turned you down. For that, I am sorry. You are all valued community members but, as desperate as I am, I want to be picky when I can be even if it means taking the time to make sure everything is done right. Only two of you emailed me back with messages along the lines of ‘wait what is TRPS?’ which was nice. No hate mail so far. Fingers crossed that keeps up. And somehow, the Russians found us so don't click any links that are in Russian in the comments. Odds are it’s not Rasputin posting from Noctum. Odds are it’s actual Russians and the links do not look safe.


So, I didn't actually make this to just ramble about my emails, I wanted to let you guys know a bit more about this blog and what’s going on with it. Our wonderful 16 staff members are all hard at work making staff introduction posts. I will be sharing one of those each Wednesday and Friday until I run out of staff. Then, Emmy will take over those days with stuff about community or some such thing. We will cross that bridge when we get there in 8 weeks. So far 5 of our glorious staff have submitted profiles to me, and I haven't even started my own one yet. For shame Egon, for shame. So that's just the losers dumb enough to work for me. What about the good stuff: the lore, the mythos, the news?! Well, I am hoping to be able to publish at least one new mythos entry every weekend. If I am feeling particularly energetic, I'll do one Saturday and Sunday. Right now, I'm still pretty drained after work on the weekdays so it takes most of my energy just catching up with the staff chat and answering all their questions. I might bring over docs I make up for them eventually with beauties like: ‘What Are the Responsibilities of Plot Staff’ and other such boring and dry things I get to write for them.


Maybe, I'll make one of the staff members on community staff have the job of jazzing up documents I write for them for you guys, like the list of staffs and what they do. Where'd that Cow Goddess Emrinne get off to? I can't hear her bell so she must be standing still somewhere. I'm onto you Emmy!



Oh well, I'll find her eventually; she can't have gotten far. Anyway, I appreciate all the emails. And, I promise you I'll keep doing my best and try not to end up in too many more positions when I write with my B Game after work like this. Ya'll know you love it when I ramble like an idiot though, just not in the mythos.


Well I will leave you with love and a surprise ‘Meet the Staff’ blog right after this starting the cascade of all 16 staff - plus more, if we end up with more staff - blogs over the next 8 weeks. I hope you’re as excited as I am.






So I regret to inform you TRPS' relaunch will be delayed yet again. Currently, we are considering three separate dates for the relaunch, those are 7/3/18, 11/11/18, and 3/7/19. We are open to feedback on which day you'd prefer. However, there are a few reasons for the launch being delayed. Firstly, most of the staff suffers from depression issues and we've all been having a rough time as of late, but we are fighting together and putting up a unified front. Second, most of the site depends on me, Egon, to write, the world exists in my head, and I am the one who does all the coding. That being said, I, very recently, started in a new career with a very adult seeming 9-5 accounting job. However, I didn't previously study accounting so, for the last month, I have been desperately learning accounting and have spent my nights after getting off work laying in my bed in a brain saturated funk. Obviously, I can't work on the site in a state where I can't even watch TV.


That said our wonderful staff are trying to help me by taking what they can and we've been brainstorming some clever new things to make the site better when it does return.


The first step is, of course, this new blog. It'll keep me connected more with you members, seeing if people are interested in returning will help inspire me to work on the site harder after all. So, please, if your still interested and over the age of 18 (See below), please comment and let us know if you are excited about the site returning. There will be many new updates and changes to the site which I plan on going over here shortly.


Upcoming Changes:


  • First of all the site will be going 18+. This is for a few reasons. The main three are as follows. One, the setting has always been fairly adult and I want to lean into the darkness of the lore and violence of the setting, as well as explore a bit more of the sexual side of the setting. Second, most of the hate mail came from our younger users, after the site shut down from my depression. And third, almost all our warns and problem users in the past were younger kids. We are getting older and its time the site evolves to match that. That being said we are not becoming a sex RP site. We won't be changing our purpose or setting much; just restricting it to keep the kiddos safe.


  • Second, we are resetting the counter and taking the world back to its core self. Previously, we had made it all the way up to S9, the 9th version of the site and its mythos. However, I am reverting back to 1 and going with a core version of the site, expanded with everything I've learned over the last decade of doing this. I will be releasing a few new races that hadn't been discovered on past servers while bringing the world back to its purest form. It will be interesting and a lot more deep than S9, which was developed by our staff more than me, that was more of a fanfic of our lore.


  • Finally, we plan on expanding our offerings to fit the expanded lore. I have staff that are working on preparing faux radio shows that would be playing within the setting as well as other interactive things to help immerse you all into the lore better. We are open to suggestions on more that we can do. Our community staff has been going crazy coming up with all sorts of new things under my twinny, Emmy. I'm really excited for what we can get accomplished in the coming months before launch.


Things that will never change:


  • The community. Although it's been almost 2 years since the site shut down, my focus has not changed. TRPS has always been a place that feels like family and although I've been away from some of you for quite a while, I do look forward to when I finally get to come home. Hopefully, this blog will be a bit of a homecoming. Most of our staff are TRPS veterans with only one newcomer, my Twinny Emmy, who is basically me. So do not worry the staff shares the same values of family.


  • The world. Delanith, despite its many face lifts and changes over the year, has basically stayed the same as it was back in 2005. Names may change, I may flood the entire world, but the core will always be there. Look forward to seeing the fresh looks of your favorite cities, Discord, Noctum, Diem, and Delania will all be back and in fighting form now that there's a continent rather than islands again.


  • Our values. TRPS has always been, and will always be an inclusive place that accepts the freaks and the damaged people of the world. We love you normies but TRPS' motto has always been "It's not about who you are, it's about what you want to be." And, I truly believe that. It's part of why the site's community is so amazing. The years may change, the people may change, but TRPS and it's community, somehow, always remains the same. I truly love the kind of place we all make together and I have deeply missed it.


  • Rule Zero. Everyone's favorite rule returns to the blog here. Don't be a dick!


With these updates made and, considering I had a very rough week at work, this ends my first news post. Future news posts will be made by either me, Silver, or Emmy coming in the future. Right now comments are able to be posted freely, but if you guys abuse it or harass each other, I'll have to turn on moderation and be all adminny which I'd really rather not do.


As always, I love you all and remember, it's not about who you are, it's about what you want to be.


Current Staff


We are currently in the process of desperately recruiting more staff. If you are interested, please comment here or email egonboy(at)therpsite.com with the subject of Mock Me Plz. And, explain who you were and why you want to join our hard rugged staff.



Age: 30

Occupation: Site Creator / Accountant

Bio: This fucking asshole created this goddamn site. He's a loser who has never had an irl girlfriend. He probably lives with his parents with at least one cat in some city in Oregon, after he moved south from Portland due to the rent being too damn high. He works a 9 to 5 shift like some goddamn normie and has an ugly beard. He's got red hair but he's no protagonist and he'd kindly like you to knock your goddamn weeb shit off and to stop reading this garbage and go read about a worthwhile staff member.

Likes: Cats, Writing, Music, Large Boobs, Musicals, Huge Boobs, Japanese Food, Massive Boobs.

Dislikes: Weebs. Futas. Anime type shit. Silverpeppef. Your mom.

Nicknames: None



Age: 26

Occupation: Egon's Second in Command / Community Admin / Egon's Twin / Professional Dom

Bio: Egon's Twin Sister/ Brother depending on the mood Emmy is a ball of crazy hidden behind two massive boobs. But don't let the boobs fool you, she's way crazier than she is hot. Plus, she's Egon's twin so he might kill you if you tried shit. She is the site’s cow goddess who's milk nourishes the creativity of her Snake Staff. She has a girlfriend, so again don't try shit dawg. Plus, we all think she's secretly going to run off and marry silver anyway. In her real world, she's some nerd living in some house somewhere in England and dommin it up to those who are smart and rich enough to find her sweet sweet tittayz.

Likes: Cats, Bunnies, Girls named Bunny, Girls in Bunny Suits, Plowing your mom with a strap on, Silverpeppef, plowing your dad with her strap on, her Twinny, people, and you.

Dislikes: Disobedient subs, pedobears, jerks, people who are mean to her twinny, people who break the rules, Lupis, and people who don't understand humor.

Nicknames: Cow Goddess, Em, Emmy, Twinny, Boobs, Hey Boobs, Oy Boobs, KNOCK YOUR GODDAMN WEEB SHIT OFF TWINNY.



Age: 57

Occupation: Game Store Owner, That Heir Character from every Anime, Bio Admin

Bio: Silverpeppef is the only man dumb enough to live in the barren people free wasteland known as Wyoming. He owns a gameshop there and challenges kids to cardgames to steal their grandfather's cards. He's stupidly wealthy and basically lives his life like some cowboy anime. He's a weird one that rules over bio staff with an iron fist and assless chaps. He's never met a problem he couldn't solve by buying it and is happily engaged to his bodypillow waifu he keeps trying to convince us is a real girl. But honestly who'd live with the man who once made a sink grow sedience via all the mold that came to life and grew out of it. Jesus that was horrifying I still have nightmares man. Clean your fucking sink.

Likes: Horses, Cowgirls, Cowboys, Cows, Cowpies, Wind, Dirt, Nothingness, Money, Bodypillows, Futas, Futa Bodypillows, Hentai, Anime, Yugioh, Moldy Sinks, Emmy's Boobs, Hunty's Boobs, and Making Egon Cry.

Dislikes: Poor People, You, Shitty Bios, Your Shitty Bios, Other People, Cities Larger than a Population of 1, Poorly Managed Game Shops, Egon.

Nicknames: Silver, Asshole, Fucking Asshole, Peppyfrog, Seto Kaiba


TeenageDirtbag aka UsernamePending

Age: 18

Occupation: Student / Blue Mod / Community Staff / Plot Staff

BIo: This Justin Bieber looking motherfucker sings like an angel even without autotune. He sold his soul for a fantastic voice and wonderful art skills. However, the devil cursed him to be a horrible Tsundere Prince. He has a weird octopus fetish that should never be spoken of. His primary fetish, however, is pudding. He loves pudding and puddi puddi and giga pudding and just generally loves all the pudding in the world. We believe his love for Emrinne comes from his incorrect belief that her boobs are just two massive puddings. One day, he's going to become an idol singer in japan or a famous mangaka until then Egon's going to work him like he's his bitch and use his talents like some evil dictator. So enjoy talking to him now so you can say you knew him when.

Likes: Pudding, Emmy, Pudding, Cats, Pudding, Octopuses, Pudding, Singing, Pudding, Art, Pudding, Pudding, Pudding, Silver, Pudding, Boobs, Pudding, Jimbling that Jamble, Pudding, Puddi Puddi, Pudding, Giga Pudding, Pudding, and Pudding.

Dislikes: People who eat his Pudding, Egon, People who dislike cats, Food that isn't pudding.

Nicknames: Jimbo, Bieber, Younglian, PuddingFetishist, DementedOctopus, Jimblejamble, Rhubard, Ruby.



Age: 18

Occupation: Student / Community Staff / Bio Staff / Plot Staff / Professional Masturbator

Bio: Where to fucking start with this Netherlandic prick. This chronic fan of chronic and masturbation lives with his mommy in some country that sounds like it’s where the demon king came from. He spends most of his days blazed out fappin it to pics of Hunty and Emmy and occasionally, when the mood takes him, Silverpeppef, that silver fox. He eats dope ass sandwiches and occasionally fucks dope ass sandwiches. He's sometimes an emo kid but we tolerate him anyway cause his mom has some bomb ass tittayz. He's pretty chill even though every piece of electronics he owns is slowly falling apart so we never know if we are one stray cumshot away from losing contact with him forever. Or one stray knife play session from losing him to blood loss from his one man blood orgy sessions. Or maybe his dealer will just stab his dick off. Anyway, he's secretly married to Jimbo so we all wonder why he doesn't just bang him but for some reason he insists he's not gay. But we all know. And now you know too.

Likes: Jimble, Weed, Masturbation, Hentai, Futas, Blood, Sex, Anime, Shooting Games, and his mommy.

Dislikes: Being in the Closet, Having to wear pants, Fetishes he hasn't heard of.

Nicknames: Ry, Bread, Loaf, Rydon, RyHardOn and of course Jimble's Hubby.



Age: 20

Occupation: Student? / Plot Staff / Community Staff / Blue Mod

Bio: What's there to say about boobs, I mean Hunty, that hasn't already been said. When I first met hunty she told me to remove the demons from the site or she'd quit because they were a corrupting influence. AND BOY DID THEY CORRUPT. Hunty is now a secretly kinky World of Warcraft sex roleplayer. She goes by ThiccBootyElf on the server if you can find her. Clearly both her and the demons are here so she's mellowed out over time thanks to Egon's horrible corrupting aura. She's even become obsessed with Futas and hopes to one day rule over all of them as the Futa Princess. She's a huge fan of weeb shit like Sailor Moon and Tentacle Hentai. She used to be our most Normie member but now even Egon is more normie than her. Oh how the angel has fallen and become a succubi. Speaking of succubi HOLY FUCKING JESUS LOOK AT DEM TITS. She is the second bustiest member of the site and held most busty until Egon's Twin came about for this new server. So worship her as your goddess of Thiccness.

Likes: God, the Bible, Sailor Moon, Futas, Sailor Moon as a Futa, Tentacle Hentai, World of Warcraft, Silverpeppef, World of Warcraft, Murlocks, World of Warcraft, Flying Sex Snakes, MacheTress.

Dislikes: Atheists, Egon, People Obsessing Over Her Boobs, MacheTress, When her WoW subscription expires, and Demons.

Nicknames: Hunters, Pale Goddess Hunty, Super Computers, RogueHuntresss and HOLYSHIT LOOK AT DAT BOOTY



Age: 25

Occupation: Yo Daddy, Web Mistress, Community Staff

Bio: Xana was the 12th member ever of TRPS way back on S1. She knew Egon from neopets and had a major crush on him because he is so ungodly awesome. However, now she loves his twin. A heart is a fickle thing. This crazy girl is married to a boy named Thomb but we call him Thumby for short. She is one of the most talented artists you'll ever see but you'll have to put up with the fact she's totally like a sk8ergurl if you wanna convince her to draw your characters. She is the most long running member beyond Egon that’s still left and harbors a deep hatred and friendship with him. She is unfortunately a hippie dippie vegan. She's also a slytherin like Silver so I wouldn't trust her too much. She'd kill Egon if he gave her shit for all the shit she did when she was an obnoxious preteen on TRPS so he will keep this one brief but be careful she's cray cray. On the hot to crazy scale she's deep in the red of crazy. No amount of hot can salvage that much cray.

Likes: Emmy, Emmy's Boobs, Thomb Thumby Thommer, Egon, TRPS, Art, S8ing, Skating, Being a Sk8ergurl, DeviantArt, Harry Potter, Futas, Vegetables, Weeb Shit.

Dislikes: Egon, Meat, Egon's Meat, Her Past, Yo Momma Jokes.

Nicknames: Xana, Xantax, Emokid, Ishmael's Wife, Thumby's Nighttime Lover, Xammy (Her couple name with emmy)



Age: 29

Occupation: Apple Store Clerk, Singer/ Songwriter, Blue Mod, Community Staff, Plot Staff

Bio: Jaybert is the ruggedly handsome, regretfully married (sorry ladies and fellas), insanely talented weirdo that we found through reddit. He may look like a more handsome Steve from blues clues but don't let his looks throw you, he's secretly a fairly nice guy. I know these are supposed to be mocking but seriously he's a pretty stand up guy and fairly handsome. Sadly he's basically a normal person so he's fairly busy and not around as much as those of us who are broken and depend on the internet.

Likes: Music, His Wife, Korea, Appearing in Children's TV Programs, Blues Clues, Macs, Sports Games, being a Normie.

Dislikes: People Implying He's Secretly Steve From Blues Clues, JayJay the Jetplane.

Nicknames: JayJay the Jetplane.



Age: 24

Occupation: Housewife, Community Staff, Blue Mod

Bio: Something wicked this way comes and that is Jinx's bio. She is a spooky, batty, incredibly, friendly girl. She's a gamer and believes in ghosts, spirits, tarot and everything else that would make her dress like she raided a hot topic. Her hair is a never ending rainbow of changing colors and lengths like magic at random times. She's one of our friendliest members and odds are you've either met her or will meet her when she jumps on your welcome thread and cuddles you to death with her love.

Likes: Being Friendly, Ghosts, Spirits, Tarot, Bats, Cats, Twitch, Gaming, and Cuddles

Dislikes: People who run from her love, keeping her hair the same way for longer than a few days.

Nicknames: Batty, Spooky, Junxx, CuddlePrincess, Jynxx



Age: 29

Occupation: Handyman, Blue Mod, Community Staff

Bio: Our favorite soft spoken french Canadian Tharil. He is a soon to be father, and a wonderful lover. His voice is purely divine and he is one of the sites strongest supporters. He has made wood carvings, written and sung songs, and really ran the recruiting in the past. He is one of the pinnacles that everyone on community staff should aspire to be. Wait, why are these getting progressively nicer as I go through staffers. He is just a friendly soft spoken fellow that I've never seen angry. He is to be respected and loved.

Likes: Maple, Canada, Working with his Hands, Newbies, TRPS, being friendly eh?

Dislikes: Rude people, Egon hitting on him.

Nicknames: Tharil, Tharbear, Tharrious, Hanada (Handy-Canada)



Age: 20

Occupation: Navy Boy, Bio Staff

Bio: Dugar likes fuzzy Semen. Wait no he's a furry seaman. Wait no he's a furry in the navy. Wait no I'm running out of things to say about people. He's a good dog who loves you all but will eat you if you write bad bios.

Likes: Good bios, Animals, Hunty

Dislikes: Bad bios, Political Talk, Anyone who Hits on Hunty

Nicknames: Duggert. FuzzySeaman

Treatise On Zombies


Treatise On Zombies
By Professor J.A. Dunmark.

Within our wonderful world of Delanith there are many varied races, but certain races have a wide variety within themselves. One such example are zombies. The term Zombie has been traced back to before the merge in the world of magic over a thousand years ago when the Mad Necromancer Flaya Grimdark heard a couple of void displaced travelers scream "Oh God no! Not more zombies! Please fucking Christ not more zombies." before his Risen guards killed them. He enjoyed the novelty of the term and it caught on in Necromatic circles even after the merge as a catch all name for all types of undead creatures such as the Risen, as well as the basis of the terms for the ZILF virus, and most commonly refers to poor neurotransmitter deficient Souless. I will, of course, go into more detail on those core zombies below but I would be remiss if I didn't speak further on the potential of other creatures that have been called zombies. Zombie isn't a cut and dry term applicable to any singular race; unfortunately, it is more of a descriptor of a broad spectrum of unfortunate souls who have had a dire turn of fate and been robbed of much of their own will. I will go into more details of the offshoots of Zombism in my discussion of the Risen but know that my discussion of these poor creatures is not an absolute and is, of course, colored by my own biases as a man of science and research like much of my writing.




Let me start by discussing the broadest and most simplest form of undead 'Zombie': the Risen. The Risen refers to any undead brought back by a wizard or magician to do their bidding. Many are not exactly sure how to define the Risen in their entirety and there is much debate over whether those revived by clerics with their own free will, or by nature rituals with druids, or even Demons themselves (if you believe the legends that the mindless demons that serve the Lord are tortured souls brought back and given flesh as some less scientific minds want to do) are all forms of the Risen. However, by my definition, the Risen are any creature revived by the dead by a spellcaster without their own free will and forced to serve under their caster. This includes most undead that lack free will, such as: skeletons, flesh covered abominations, or rotting corpses. Technically, by my definition even some Golems would qualify as Risen. But unfortunately, some of my far less intelligent colleagues such as Professor Ichabod Snipes have already wrongly classified them. But, that is a discussion for a later treatise. As I was saying, the Risen tend to have no willpower of their own and instead, are loyal to whoever raised them or, in the case of their masters death, wander aimlessly without a goal. It is said that a masterless Risen, given enough time, may begin to think and form feelings of their own. However, very few cases of this have ever been confirmed.


Many rumors of Zombies, such as they eat the flesh of the living, do not apply to the Risen; to think a reanimated corpse would be interested in eating you is ridiculous. How would they even begin to digest you; their body is dead. Eating your flesh would just cause them to bloat until their organs ruptured and they lose mobility. If the creature you are facing is attempting to feast upon your flesh you are almost certainly dealing with a Souless or some other abomination brought up from hell itself to haunt your nightmares. Or, is under the order of some very, very, very stupid mage. Either way, destroy the brain and you should be fine. Or if it's humanoid, break its arms and jaw, and you have very little to worry about. It should be stated in most cases the bite of a Risen is not infectious; they are magical creatures so how would they function as a disease? Again, this is dumb folklore or people getting other creatures mistaken for Risen.




The Souless are creatures that I truly pity. They are under the throws of a disease that cuts off their brain's neurotransmitters. Due to the lack of neurotransmitters, the victims are left in a state of aimlessness. However, they can feel if they feast upon a brain soaking in active neurotransmitters. This had lead many Souless to start craving brains and feasting upon others. The Souless, however, feel the emotions of whatever their victim was feeling at the time of death, whatever chemicals were floating around in their brains, so many of them feel fear, anger and adrenaline causing them to go into a fit of rage, and go more and more mad, constantly feeding and attacking like little more than an animal that needs to be put down. Recently, some doctors in Tent City have been creating synthetic neurotransmitters and using them to give some Souless a semblance of normal life.


The thing about Souless is they are human. On some level they are still human or whatever race they were before the change. They are still themselves and each taste of brain gives them a bit of their old selves back. The issue is whatever emotions the people were feeling when they died are the emotions that most hit the Souless. Some people are kind and donate their brains to the Souless upon death giving some of the creatures warmth and peace, however fleeting the effects of how long the emotions last may be. It varies from creature to creature, but it’s often not longer than a week. Some poor souls can barely last a day. It depends how many neurotransmitters are active in the brain and what creature the brain comes from. Most of these poor creatures just want their old lives back, to live normally again and not feel the cold void of nothingness ever again. To a Souless, their greatest fear once they've tasted feelings again is to lose them.


But many have grown to fear these creatures. They are still living so they need to feed on flesh but, due to the lack of neurotransmitters and the fact that without eating the brains of something they are little more than moving cattle, the Souless tend to live off garbage, offal or any roadkill around them that they can feast on. They can obtain basic neurotransmitters from the brains of animals but, again, those creatures are usually dead from traumatic means causing the Souless to become agitated. Their disease is also infectious by bodily fluid contact so if you are bitten or share fluids with one your are likely to become infected unless you have taken precautions. There is currently no known antidote but several cities, such as Tent, Noctum and Discord, are researching them. Other cities, such as Diem and many of the more primitive villages, kill Souless on sight to prevent the infection from spreading.




The third entry on my list of the abhorrent creatures we call Zombies is the most terrifying to those who live in the larger cities. It is the ZILF virus. So called because they are Zombies you'd like to fuck right up until it bites you in the ass. There are two classifications of ZILFs. The Zomblords/Zombladies and the Rotters they produce. I am not a medical professional so I refer to the medical paper written by one of my colleagues, the esteemed public health specalist of Tent City, one Doctor Emerett Franklin.


"A recent outbreak that began spreading near the end of the war of magic and science, a new disease, has come to my attention. It appears to be a sexually transmitted disease of a potentially magical nature, but it affects people in a biological way. This ZILF virus, as it is called, is transferred by sexual contact, or blood to blood contact with one of the infected. It often leaves its victims rotting husks similar to those suffering from leprosy in its final stages but presents in a truly horrifying way. After sleeping with one of the infected the subject becomes contagious and as the disease begins to progress their libido increases rapidly. This slowly grows into an all consuming desire for sex and most tragically of all the physical warning symptoms do not begin to appear for a week or two long after they have already began infecting multiple partners. In most victims this results in their minds becoming more and more consumed with lust and pleasure as their bodies eventually begin to rot and eventually results in the subjects death. However certain infected survive and further do not rot. These subjects refer to themselves as Zomblords or Zombladies although other terms exist. Not much is known about these creatures as I have not had the opportunity to experiment on one personally. However, what is known is they become a creature of sexual desire but maintain their mental functions. Furthermore, their sexual organs become enlarged, penises in the men, breasts in the women, and their libidos are increased massively. Many are said to begin emitting a pheromone that makes them hard to resist to those around them. It is believed they feed off of the bodily fluids of those they infect and have some manner of control or sway over the rotters they create. It is unknown what separates a Zomblord or Lady from a Rotter but, it’s believed to be related to their willpower and sense of self. These creatures seem to have more in common with the demon subclass succubi than the zombies of lore. It is worth noting that the ratio of Zomblords to Ladies appears to be skewed with the ladies out numbering the men 2 to 1. However, whether this is accidental or related to the men being found and killed more often is unknown. This is a subject that needs much more study and live subjects are hard to find before they begin getting to the rotting stages which unfortunately means getting a live version of the bacteria in a healthy host is hard to find. It is believed that some people who have gotten the virus have managed to suppress it completely or even that certain races, such as the Heterozygous, are immune to it. However, not much is known for certain and I am not a fan of rampant speculation. I have put in a request to the King for further research."


So, as you can see there is a lot of speculation on the true nature of the ZILFs; I have personally even heard of victims who have contracted the disease but have not rotted, yet have not reached the level of power of true ZombLords and Ladies. Several of my colleges believe that this might be related to the disease that accidentally escaped Doctor Greene's laboratory back in the days before the merge in the world of science. Who can truly say for certain but if you manage to capture someone contaminated or you yourself contract the disease and realize it before it becomes too late I'd highly request you visit Dr. Franklin in Tent City before you infect your family.




In conclusion, this is by no means a complete list of the creatures that are considered zombies within our world. However, it does describe the core ones that are more than just monsters that can think and possibly even feel. I wish I had more time to dedicate to other creatures that have historically been called Zombies such as the victims of Doctor Greene's rabies experiments in Year 3 S B.M. However, as that infection was contained and the victims killed, and the nature of the records of that experiment being widely unavailable, I am unable to dedicate the proper time to them. I also did not feel it necessary to label those creatures that I consider monsters, or those poor people suffering from drug use that leaves them in a zombie like state as these core Zombie races. Nor any odd void creatures, or any rare creatures such as the old myth of the 211 victims from the world of magics legends dating back thousands of years.


I wish you the best of luck that you never suffer from any of these horrific conditions and, if you encounter the infected regardless of what type, I'd like to remind you it is generally a decent rule of thumb that, if you encounter any being that means you harm, headshots tend to be incredibly effective, unless you are dealing with a golem or a simpleton.


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